Top 5 WORST movies in 2025

 

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Hey everyone, my name is Anthony and welcome back to the countdown of movies of the year.

Well, even though its been two months, I think its safe to say that 2025… Was a complete jumbo, broken Fucking Mess! And I do mean everything feels like we’re in the world of CHAOS! Ranging from Dictator Pedo (aka Donald Trump) has somehow made a karma to be in 2^nd term as US President to raising tariff to Fucking over the economy around the world, a leakage photos and infos about Jeff Epstein doomed from the start from Dictator’s desperation for gatekeeping, AI Slops is contaminating all over the world like COVID, ICE are using brutalities against innocent people for being told to “go back where you belong or die”, internet community is turning into a warzone of cultism like when hardcore fans of Panty and Stocking are attacking Vivziepop’s projects for their favoritism, and worst of all, governments in several countries are dangerously becoming Orwellian to manipulat their own people to check their IDs publicly (which hackers with breaching datas for ransom or takeover accounts) or be incarcerated. Meanwhile, as for my experience, its been a rough time for my personal problems, my drawings are losing my passion because I got too busy working on reviews (okay except for Inktober, its a fun time with the use of fountain ink), I kind of lost myself to hanging out with my friends, flood gives me PTSD since 2024 and overwhelming feeling from either overworked or even my fear of the future if we’re going into 1984.

Despite all the problems we’ve been through, when it comes to entertainment industry like movies, its a pretty nice year, other than the infestation of toxic internet community, but they are plenty of very nice films in my experience from curiosity to highly anticipation. But don’t get me wrong, we also been dealing from disappointments to ABSOLUTE FAILURE (Jimquisition style). But as always, im doing a two parts countdown, mainly the best movies and the worst movie list. But if you’ve read the title, im starting with the latter to looking back at the disappointing to shittiest movie I’ve seen. For this countdown, I gathered Five WORST movies I’ve ever watched, even though I miss some bad movies out there, but it didn’t matter, though I will add Dishonorable Mentions before Number 1.

So, get ready to looking back how I’ve been, because this is my “Top 5 WORST movies in 2025”.

Lets get started, shall we?

Number 5: Red Sonja 2025

We’re gonna start off with this film that has potential, but fell flat pretty disappointing.

After years of hell development, it was eventually prepared to having a standalone film based on Red Sonja comics for her journey to fighting against Dragan and evil barbarians for the sake of her lost kingdom from her traumatic childhood, ranging from free from slavery to fighting against them in the name of both humanity freedom and, again, for Hyrkania. It has some nice actions, the setting looks decent and some characters are okay.

But the reason why its on lower list, its because, despite the potential, it didn’t go that well with numerous problems like some lackluster development, a not-so bloody kills, some characters are either lackluster or some like Dragan are badly written or stupidly cliché. While Sonja’s main outfit aren’t as memorable nor beauty as the original comic version, but the CGs are either look alright or downright embarrassing like something out of PS3 graphic based on the quality or the animation.

This movie could’ve been great if they could’ve gave us a proper development, maybe have a brutality and even give Red Sonja a badass personality rather than being okay, but poorly executed. But to be fair, at least its better than the cringing 1985 version.

Number 4: FIXED

If anyone who grew up with cartoons in the 90s and 2000s, Genndy Tartakovsky is without a doubt the most note worthy creators to gave us some of his best and nostalgic animated shows back then like Dexter’s Laboratory, Samurai Jack and even Star Wars: Clone Wars. Though he did gave us an appreciation modern shows he worked on like Unicorn: Warriors Eternal and the ongoing Primal (as im writing this). But being involved with movies? Not so much. But don’t get me wrong, he gave us Hotel Transylvania that its actually not bad (though I haven’t planning to see it), while the sequels, not so much.

When it comes to FIXED, it was a passion project that he wanted to get off the ground from almost two decades ago. As a result, he gave us… A not-so good adult animated movie that I was expecting for. The story about a dog Bull goes on a road-trip with other dog friends may sounds like a simple and fun concept, but the twist is that he wants to saving his nuts without getting, as the title implies, FIXED. It may sounds like a film about escapism to saving his little bitty you-know-whats for the sake of going out of his house from pet owner for adventure, but the problem is that it feels lost that it goes into weird journey to the city and chaos that Bull tries to save his testies. Which the movie focused on comedy and the point of view, they’re pretty 50/50 if they could work for the writing.

Even some of the characters are mid at best that some have a fun performance from voice actors and some have an okay characters like Rocco, Bull or even Honey, while the rest are just one-dimensional in attempt to execute the jokes, but again, the jokes are mid at best. And not to mention, even if its an R-Rated movie, it doesn’t feel so sleazy compared to Sausage Party, sure it has some violence and swearing, but it feels too much on crude jokes and sexual with dangling nutties.

Though in fairness, at least the animation looks pretty nice for 2D adult animated films. And as im writing this, I heard Genndy is working on another adult animated film called “Black Knight”, but as a 3D animated film with violence, which im looking forward to see it after the teaser.

Number 3: Five Nights at Freddy’s 2

Ever since the first FNAF movie became a hit at the box-office thanks to the fandom’s long waited dream, its no stranger that with the money success, there’s always gotta be a sequel shortly after, which I had mixed feeling when I saw the first one that I find it to be okay at best.

But when this sequel came out… Ohhh boy, it was a letdown that I was kind of hoped for. The plot and the writing is a convoluted mess that we barely trying to connect, follow nor even understand its lore compared to the video game. While it does gave us the origin how the original Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria is a nice additional, but the rest feels like a mess that makes the story non-exist with no proper development, just having our main characters moved away, letting strangers getting killed and… This whole writing is disconnected from the get-go, even if they tried the best its about activating Toy Animatronics to dangerously break free, but again, its ruined from poorly executed for being adapted. Especially it also has some of the weakest kills in the movie, like probably even worse than the first one.

Though I know im being harsh for this movie, but there are few redeeming qualities that they tried to be something special and some okay development like the aforementioned origin, the animatronic designs, the voices of Toy Animatronics, the filming, the design set of the OG pizzeria, some good acting and an okay development on Vanessa. Il give credit that they’re trying, but alas, ruined from poorly executed result.

This movie is a major disappointment how they gave us. But I understand there are FNAF fans like this movie, that’s fine, but for me (along with some others), I called it a letdown. But its not has extremely cringe, such as…

Number 2: Happy Gilmore 2

Oh yeah, now we’re going down to the shitter…!

Before that, I enjoyed watching Happy Gilmore. Sure, its nowhere great as people said, but I enjoyed it for how fun, enjoyable this movie is back in the 90s, sure it can be ridiculous about a hockey player turned golfer with a massive swing from long yards to green, but it still great with fun humors, memorable characters and its one of those quotable film that I like from dialogues.

However, after decades of “won’t they/won’t they”, Adam Sandler and his team finally brought us the sequel that many fans are looking for, even if I was skeptical for the plan, though curious. But alas, I should’ve realized that not only its one of those “Be careful what you’re wishing for”, but its also because its a Happy Madison Films. Mainly when Adam Sandler wrote and occasionally direct movies that are nothing but both annoying, disgusting, desperate and unfunny, such as adults act like manchild, cheap-ass product placement, sorry excuse of celebrity cameos and a bunch of “jokes” that are so bad that I barely able to have a laugh nor even more than a single chuckle! Happy Gilmore 2 is one of those shitty ass Happy Madison Films…!

Sure, the plot is similar to the first movie, except Happy is gotta raise money for his daughter for her flight to Paris for her ballet career, by coming out of retirement to play golf like in his good’ol days, despite he’s depressed with drinking problem for being a widower when his wife Virginia was accidentally killed by a golf ball. It may sounds like the story old veteran coming out of retirement for not just a glory, but in the name of his family. Unfortunately, that’s all the is for the story, the story is completely unfocused that we’re forced ourselves to watching these so-called “comedy”, cause again, the jokes are just unfunny, immature, Fucking Mess from beginning to the end. Even if they’re adding subplots like PGA vs Maxi Tour, and some Easter Eggs for reminder from the first movie, its still not helping that all we watching is cringe after cringe that again, its not even funny when it used to, I was just frustrated and begging for the story than these desperate jokes…!

This movie is suffered the same way as another film that I covered “Space Jam: A New Legacy”, though in fairness, at least this sequel has some small redeeming quality that I like to give credit for trying, despite the disappointment, but Happy Gilmore 2 is a Fucking train wreck that it feels like too little too late for being a decades waited sequel, Easily the worst sequel I’ve ever seen for ruining one of my favorite film…!

Now before we’ll get the Number 1 WORST movie of the year, here are Dishonorable Mentions that they’re bad, but im gladly didn’t see them.

Snow White

Similar to Madame Web, this film is already doomed from the start how they presented the trailer of the live action remake of the very first animated film I’ve ever saw back in my youth (Yes, its my true story), it wasn’t just a controversial reshooting to having CG abomination on Seven Dwarfs, but rather a controversial casting choice of Snow White in a same way as The Little Mermaid. While Rachel Zegler is… Average for acting, but as a human being, she might the most moronic person ever. But don’t even get me started on Gal Gadot’s Evil Queen, cause I take it all back on her Wonder Woman role, her acting is now becoming a laughing stock that she can’t even deliver. God, its no wonder how this movie flopped at the box-office how embarrassing this movie is…!

Smurfs

After Sony let go those blue little guys, Paramount jumped in to do their own reboot of Smurfs, what they gave us instead is just like when Sony gave us, from bad casting choice to having a very bad voice acting, sorry-ass jokes and… Everything else is a broken down mess, especially when, much like Snow White, it was doomed from the start when we saw the trailer and coincidentally, it got disappointing result at the box-office.

A Minecraft Movie

I’ve made a rant about this movie that for some stupid reason, Jared Hess and the team gave us their take of Minecraft and… Good god, its the more eye-sore presentation for their realistic presentation in the world of Minecraft, and it wasn’t helping make unfunny jokes that I feel bad for both Jack Black and Jason Momoa for being involved. And don’t even get me started on “Chicken Jockey”, its a complete Fucking mess when the Gen Z clowns are disturbing the peace to watching this Piece of Shit…! And then they’re gonna make a sequel!? DAFUQ?!!?

And now… The Number One WORST movie in 2025 goes to…

Number 1: War of The Worlds 2025

Ohh my god…! Where do I Fucking begin…?!

First of all, you have H.G. Wells’s War of The Worlds, one the most iconic and the most inspirational novel for the concept of alien invasion in sci-fi genre, everybody knows that, Martians invading Earth for their threat with their advanced technology, simple is that, right?

Well, ever since its the most popular novel, its no stranger that its been adapted many times like George Pal or Steven Spielberg, they’re good, while some tried alright or badly… But then we have this version, instead of releasing it on theater, it came out on Amazon Prime Video and… After spend time to watching this and covered it from month again… It still Baffled me… For HOW FUCKING SHIT THIS MOVIE REALLY IS!!!

I get they wanna make something different when it comes to alien invasion story, but what they gave us is a FUCKING SHIT SHOW IT IS!!! I get they wanting to make something completely different for the plot about alien invasion, but its stupidly, badly, and poorly executed for their message about data collecting problem that it doesn’t feel like from the novel in comparison!

While the characters are badly written and generic, but good Fucking lord, the acting are just embarrassingly bad how they’ve put Ice Cube, Eva Longoria and Clark Gregg and couple others they’ve been, especially for the way they’re written, it just make them look very bad of acting for this rushed job, I feel bad for them to be involved with this Fucking Filth…!

But or course, the biggest eye-sore part of this is the god forsaken presentation that it looks like a free movie on YouTube than a streaming platform movie like Amazon, the quality effects and the designs are very bad that it looks even worse than Red Sonja’s CG, let along for a movie that was done in Screenlife. And of course, for a movie being developed in pandemic time, we all know alien invasion in the middle of pandemic is a very bad mix, especially it took 15 days to film, and the post-production was done for 2 Fucking years and THIS what they gave us, let along ripping us off to putting the bold name like War of The Worlds?!

NO!! NO FUCKING WAY! THIS IS NOT A WAR OF THE WORLDS MOVIE, ITS A GARBAGE ALIEN INVASION MOVIE TO RIPPING US OFF!! But its not a GOOD type of Garbage movie for this FUCKING SHIT!!

I HATE this movie because of misleading plot and the title! I HATE this movie because of very bad presentation with a very stupid development! I HATE this movie because they way the casts act are very bad that they deserve better! AND I HATE THIS MOVIE BECAUSE IT FUCKING EXIST TO WASTING OUR FUCKING TIME!!!

FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT, AND THAT IS WHY THIS IS THE NUMBER 1 WORST MOVIE IN 2025!

(take a deep breath)

Wow, I really need to calm down to catch a break for a week… But don’t worry, I promise I will get the good ones for the second and last part of my countdown…

Anyway, got any other worst movies in 2025 that I miss? Let me know in the comments bellow.

Thanks for reading, and im Anthony, signing out.