Saturday, 30 January 2016

Top 13 hated Pokemon

Hey everyone, my name is Anthony and welcome back to another countdown.

Last time, i wrote my 20 favorite Pokemon, ever since  like those creature, but they're few others that are pretty crappy. So, im gonna do my opposite direction with my 13 least favorite Pokemon. Why 13, because it will be unluckiest number for them.

Like i said before, its only my opinion which one that i don't like, whether its the abilities or even the design.

So, lets get started of the bottom of the barrel of bad Pokemons in my opinion.

Number 13: Watchog


Well, there a few rotten Pokemon are good and cute. I know lotta people said that Bidoof is just goofiest rotten ever, but i've nothing against it, it looks alright.

But Watchog on the other had, its just outright stupid. What Nintendo do you may ask? Simple, lets have a psychotic eyes! :D (Sarcasm)

I mean its just too creepy for adorable rotten creatures..


Number 12: Mega Sableye


Ok, i actually picked Sableye for my honorable mention of my favorite Pokemon. I mean yeah it looks cool that it was based on a cryptic creature, but the Mega form is pretty bad.

I mean look at it, is this what you call "Mega-Evolution"? No, it looks the same as before, but with a Rupee from Zelda.

It looks like that Sableye turned into a thief to steal all those Rupees from Link.

Way to go, guys...


Number 11: Cascoon


Now there a few Cocoons are simple and protective for the final evolve for or starting adventure.

But some that is just creepy, I though Silcoon was creepy, (Unless you counted Beautifly, which is pretty cute.) but Cascoon is even worse.

This thing is just not only creepy, but its also gross for the design.

Although Dustox is ok, but Cascoon is just outright ugly as a cocoon.

Number 10: Castform


Yet another Pokemon that i like in my honorable mention that i also had mixed feeling.

I mean, yeah i like it because its cute and it has the other forms thanks to the weather ability.

But what it bothers me the most on my list its the design. Whats the problem you may ask? They made the most immature and laughable design we've ever seen for the regular form. because look at the bottom, i don't know its either a boobies of maybe a man-balls.

And yes, i am aware that Castform was based on weather balloon and these Japanese doll called teru teru bōzu, a doll that makes us wish for a good weather.

Not to mention JWittz picked it up on his Number one of his "Top 10 worst Pokemons", even though i understand his opinion why it was ruined.

Even though i liked it, but it ruined from its bottom part...

Number 9: Cubchoo


"Aw, thats so cute with little cub that i wanna-- whats this? *see a bugger* Aw, thats just gross, get a tissue box! XC"

Yeah, even though it looks cute, but Cubchoo is ruined they made the most nastiest thing i've seen. Why would they add a bugger of its nose. I mean this not cute, this cub nothing but feel sick.

Even though the final evolve Beartic is not bad, but this baby Pokemon is not very cute...


Number 8: Barbaracle


Well, looks like somebody who's running out of ideas this thing.

Barbaracle looks pretty stupid, because it has so many hands, especially its head is just nothing but a hand!!

Its just terrible, especially in the entry, its just a fusion with two Binacles with extra limbs and thats it, no special at all in the entry.

Even though it was based on Goose Barnacle with alien hand syndrome, but it looks like mixed up pretty bad with rocks...


Number 7: Exeggcute


Oh boy, this one is probably a great start of bad Pokemon in the 1st Gen. Its obviously six psychic eggs. Even since they're shattered and even one that cracked open that it creeped me out when i was a little kid.

But what it really messing up the most is the Pokedex entry, i feel like they have no idea thats not an eggs, a real eggs, a seeds or... *groan* Seriously, Which one is its?!

And don't give me started for its final evolve like Exeggutor... XC

Number 6: Voltorb and Electrode


Now most Pokemon has a laziest evolve design, but Voltorb and Electrode is a great example for the earliest lazy design.

How did they do that? Simple, make them based on a Poke-ball and the final one looks the same, but upside-down and mweeuugh....

Yeah, great design, guys...


Number 5: Tangrowth


When Pokemon Diamond and Pearl was announced, they said that they pick a few Pokemon from the previous Gen to a new evolution, as a result, they made pretty interesting like Magnezone, Rhyperior, Magmortar, Gallade, Froslass and more Eeveelutions. I though Lickilicky was bad, but Tangrowth is even worse!

I mean why?! Why would they pick one of my least fav Tengela to this!? It looks exactly the same as before, but with long arms and it always never show what is it look like inside a friggin tentacles!

If they're gonna make a 7th Gen, i hope they'll bring the old guys to new evolve and new Mega-Evolution than this big tentacle beast...

Number 4: White Kyurem and Black Kyurem


When i heard the announcement of the sequel of Pokemon Black and White about them, i always thinking they were done on Fanart. But nope, it was Ken did them for a sequel...

These guys are the great example how over-design they're. If you though Klinklang was bad, but now we got these types of Kyurem.

Look at them, look at these stuff around them, there's too much armors, wings and even their Generator Butts.

I mean yeah, they look like what if Kyurem is in relationship with Reshiram or Zekrom to making their baby...

Number 3: Nosepass


With a name like that, its just laughably stupid.

And yes, i am aware that it was based on the heads of Easter Island with a compass.

But they made it for compass for what purpose you may ask, but with a red nose. I mean i though Cubchoo was stupider than Nosepass, but it want over the top than a cub with a bugger.

I know there's a final evolve like Probopass, but its even more uglier with a stupid magnet-stache.

But Nosepass? More like "No-pass"?


Yeah, im sorry about that...


Number 2: Stunfisk


Hands down, worst Pokemon in the 5th Gen. I mean... Why!?!?!?

Why was it exist?! This is one the stupidest and ugliest design i've seen after 11 previous that i picked before Number 1!

I mean i know they're trying to make it based on a flounder or a dab with electric ray, but they've done it so bad...

And i feel like Stunfisk is Derping from its face!

I wouldn't let you in F***ing list you prick?!

Stunfisk: (sorry)

No you don't be sorry, they should think for a F***ing design!

Stunfisk: (But i wan--)

No! NO!! Don't Shu--

*several minutes later*

*take a deep breath* Ok... I know that i hate Stunfisk, but i found one that it gets even worse, lets find out...


And now, my Number one hated Pokemon goes to....





Number 1: Unown


Im sure you guys knew that coming. Out of all the Generations, Unown is the S***y icing on the cake of not only the worst but also completely useless for combat.

There over 26 alphabets, a question mark and explanation mark to catch them all, you wanna catch them right? Well i don't think so, because its a complete waste of Poke-balls, moneys and time.

They're nothing but worthless in the game. Whats the problem with them? They have Hidden Power and...   Thats it. With Hidden Power, its always the weakest attack to your opponent.

And i don't care that il catch them all in my Omega Ruby, they're nothing but useless, heartless, unholy, S***head and a Monkey S*** they are!!

"Lets Catch them all"!! Holy S***!!

God... i need a drink after that.... Here's my dishonorable mention that i haven't picked them in my list...



So this ends of my countdown, if you have your dishonorable mention or any suggestion for my countdown, let me know on the comments bellow.

Thanks for reading and im Anthony, signing out. ;)

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