Hey everyone, my name is Anthony and welcome back to the countdown and the final part of video games.
(in the words of Projared) 2015 sucked for games! Since im in the final part of it, im going to pick 9 games that it has gone bad when it came out. But of course, its only my pick that i've ever seen.
Some game like call of duty black ops 3 will not be on my list, because i find it overrated (Which im not really a big fan of it) but of course its disappointed. That was on Dishonorable mention.
So lets get started on the bottom of the barrel.
Number 9: Evolve
The game looks promising, with cool looking soldiers and monsters. And it was made by Turtle Rock Studios, the same group who made Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 and we wanna buy this game, and it was a total letdown... The game has nothing special to say, its just an average online game where you play as a hunter or monster. The story doesn't care, because the ending is pretty bad. Some of the AI may or may not be good if you wanna play. The reason why its disappointed its because you're running around the same maps over and over to find the monsters, you should stay away from your boss who tells you to follow him/her. But what it really messing up the most its the DLC with a custom colors of weapons. Why can these colors shall be free like any customizing online games!? And why is this game was rated on 7/10? Couldn't the critics check the game before saying its disappointed? But nope, they don't care...
If only that Turtle Rock should make a better one than Evolve...
Number 8: The order 1886
Ready at Dawn, you should make more effort before releasing it since you developed over 5 years... The order 1886 is a game that its just nothing but a tease. It teasing you to show a great looking graphics. This doesn't make a game, gameplay does. Speaking of gameplay, its the most broken down of all, you're holding a random weapons after a plenty of cutscenes, like you love that weapon that was made by a fictional Nikola Tesla? Well to bad, you have a shotgun. The most annoying about the game, it has long cutscenes that you can't skip, because you have to do a lame QTE. But the story would've been interesting, like the part where the main character doesn't say the word for the interrogation, it makes you wish if you really want to press one button to punch in the enemy's crotch to shut up...
In the end, The order 1886 is a that its just unfinished for developing this game for 5 years...
Number 7: Battlefield Hardline
Well hello EA, the monopoly company who like to F*** every gamer's wallet. Battlefield Hardline could've been a promising game of Police vs crimes. The story of this game feels like a VG version of Breaking bad that you're playing as a dirty cop. Oh, did i just say you're dirty cop? I mean many NPC saying that you're nothing but "the most interesting cop in the world". The biggest downside in the story is that you have unlock every weapons to play as a Good Cop for handcuffing anyone or scan everything. If you're a bad cop? Too bad, can't unlock anything... Speaking of weapons, some of them can only found on battle pack for DLC, so good luck to buy this game with 120$. As for multiplayer online, some that are good like heist. But some that are stupidly boring like escape and some match that you have to driving around to gaining points. In other words, its like Battlefield 4's problem (but BF4 is fixed with expansion pack).
Battlefield Hardline is a type of game that you;ll never touch it for an expensive price...
Number 6: Batman Arkham Knight
This is the last Batman Arkham installments that we got (maybe) and it was done by Rocksteady Studios. It takes place after Arkham City while Batman is fighting over Scarecrow. This time, he has a back-up to call Arkham Knight to kill Batman. Its up for the cape crusader to stop them once and for all in Gotham city. I know you guys gonna be angry at the asking me why its on my list. Just hear me out my word, the reason its on the list that the PC version is the most broken ever released on Steam. Since it was so broken, Steam finally removed it in the store, which means we're only play on console, which it looks much better. Another problem about the game is that there plenty os mission that to driving a Batmobile. I mean, its over using, we wanna beat the hell out of them with our bare hands and gadgets. As for the villains, they're mostly good. The Scarecrow is fine, The Arkham Knight looks great and (spoiler Alert!!) Joker is back for a revenge. (Plus, Mark Hamill is return to play The joker. God, i love his role.) But sometimes, Batman can only do by himself, because i know he wants revenge aaannnd because he's Batman. As for the DLC, they're rather good, especially with one that you're playing as Harley Quinn that her mission is to save Poison Ivy, but it was on pre-order...
Overall, it may not as good than any Batman Arkham games, but we all know that its overusing of Batmobile and broken down PC...
Number 5: Halo 5: Guardians
When i was young teen, i was a fanboy of Halo, i played 1, 2, 3 and Reach. Until i walked away when Halo 4 came out, which it was no longer made by Microsoft, instead, it was made by 343 Industries. When Halo 5 came in, im not sure if i like it or not... So i looked in the review, i knew its gonna be even more disappointed as Halo 4. For the story, you're only play as Jameson Locke to get over Master Chief (aka John-117), which Chief is looking for Cortana to bring back from the dead after Halo 4. In other words, Locke is 70% of gameplay story and John-117 is 30%. Which its stupid because Master Chief is a legendary hero after four installments. And the fighting with Locke and Chief is only on cutscene, i guess its because if its on gameplay dual, it will be an anti-climatic battle. As for the ending, i don't wanna talk about it, because i don't care... The downside is that there's no Forge and no split-screen campaign or online. In other words, you're gonna waste your money to buy a copy of XBOX One with a copy of Halo 5. But biggest F***ed up of all, it has a microtransaction to unlock the animation death, some weapons, the vehicles and plenty of spartan armors let helmets. You gotta play on online every day to get a golden for more requisition. Talk about a waste of development of online game with that god awful paywall points... XC
When they're gonna make Halo 6, we're hope its not gonna be another microtransation thing and hopefully the story should be interesting with two story with Locke and Chief...
Number 4: Star Wars Battlefront EA
Yup, another monopoly game with Star Wars license. Star Wars Battlefront 1 and 2 are great, we love going every plants to fight over the rebels, the empire and few others. They both made by Pandemic Studios, which they sadly closed down on 2009. :( But not before DICE came in to make a reboot with great visuals and great sound effects. But not before EA came out of nowhere to publish that game with of course 120$! Like The order 1886, the game is teasing us for beautiful image and sounds, we wanted to have a good Star Wars game. But nope, most of them are boring. Especially that you have to buy a goddamn season pass in deluxe! In a big battle has only 4 maps, why can't we live others like Naboo, Geonosis, Kashyyyk or any other planets!? You can also also play the legend characters, in rebels, there's Han Solo, Leia Organa and Luke Skywalker and in Empire, there's Boba Fett, Darth Vader and Darth Sidious. some of the mission of big battle would've been interesting. As for the Air fighters, its not much as good to expect, because the control isn't perfect as Battlefront 2. Like before, there's a legends fighters like Millennium Falcon for Rebels and Slave 1 for Empire, but they're slow and take a long damage. And of course there's a diorama mode. F*** this... you can also customizing your army, because you need more points to unlock the looks and hairs with leveling up your rank. But its not as good at Saints Row.
In the end, it makes the perfect reason to be on my list that i considered the most messed game ever released from EA, or as i like to call "Eat Ass", because better eat my ass for their stupid price...
Number 3: Hatred
This is game that was supposed to have a shock factor. But instead its just nothing but boring and repetitive. With a name like that, Hatred is a game that i don't wanna pick it up and i'd rather kill all the copy of this game for my own Hatred. The game has a lack of colors (almost) and you're playing as "Whats his face" killer who's go around killing people before he dies. Its just nothing but generic and boring. Postal games is a lot fun than this! Some people say its offensive to play that it should be Rated Adult Only, but they're wrong, its just too average to play that i'd rather never buy it to save my money!
This game made me have a Hatred to never touch it with 10$. The should've been pulled out by Steam...
Number 2: Alone in the dark: Illumination
Im not a big fan of Alone in the dark, but ever never heard of it, i though its gonna be a bad game. When i looked it up, i knew it. One of the most broken down game i've ever seen. This game is a poor man version of Resident Evil, with a title of Alone in the dark. You're playing as Theodore Carnby (aka the clone of Edward Carnby) who's fighting over mutated zombies of The Darkness in Lorwich, Virginia. I mean, the write made this soo generic for the title game. It should've been called "Resident in the dark". And lets not forget that the graphics and the game mechanic is soo unfinished. Its as the devs is too lazy to selling out with 22$. Wityh missing sound effect, a lack sound and voice and a lot of glitches...
And the number 1 worst game of 2015 goes to...
Number 1: Godzilla on Playstation 4
Oh no... Nonononono... Why?! Why is thing exist?! Why would put one of the most famous Kaiju in Japanese history?! Its... Its just hurt our souls when i saw it. The trailer is teasing me for my anticipation... but when it came out, oh god... Where do i begin...? The gameplay is just you play as Godzilla (or other Kaiju if you unlock them all) with God of Destruction or King of Kaiju. In God of Destruction, your goal is to destroy all the generators (including a submarine for no reason), to collect G-energy (Because... Be strong?) to fight over a bigger monsters. Which its just repetitive and unoriginal. And can do this over 10 missions. In King of Kaiju, its mostly six stages to fight a random kaijus, unless unlock them all for random ways. The biggest problem of the game is the control, you can't do anything in the game, you have to turn the direction with your triggers, there's no block or combo breaker and there's no lock-on for your using your breath attack. You'll easily being defeated from your foes. Sadly, there's no offline battle with your friends, instead, you're only play in Online, which F***ing bullcrap with no matchmaking! There's several others like biography mode, whatever... And there's the diorama mode. Just like EA Battlefront, F*** you...
I mean this is just nothing but a complete insults. It hurts at Godzilla fans, it wastes your wallet of 60$ and if you can clarify as "The game". Its the worst game ever released in 2015 (Because it as originally made in 2014 on PS3 in Japan). And it definitely deserve to be on the top of negative game of 2015! Please, destroy them!!!
*take a deep breath* Ok, so that was the top lists of video games of 2015. Lets hope some games of our anticipation will be good than worthless like the new Zelda game, Street Fighter V, Star Fox Zero, Dead Island 2, Uncharted 4, Final Fantasy games and more...
So this ends of this countdown. If you have an honorable mentions, your opinion or any suggestions, let me know on comments.
Thanks for reading and im Anthony, signing out. ;)
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